Welcome to Gerald Holmes'es Why Micorsoft rules my Univrese
Whos these web sites for
This page is for Micorsoft and all those who like to use windows and Micorsoft
stuff. It isnt for anyone else. If you are a linus user you cannot use this
webpage same goes for apples In fact I prohibit it and you will get in trouble:
if you click on that then Ill tell you I promise try it and youll see.
Gerald Holmeses End User License Agreement (GH-EULA)
If you like linus os you must not read any more of this pages and go away to some other site right now. If you believe Micorsoft is really really really good then you can read my pages. Otherwise go away now or my lawyers will get in touch with you and Ill sue your pants off. By reading this you agree and I can make you do it too. If you dont agree with thise GH-EULA then you must leave now and say "I dont remember Geralds pages anymore" three times out loud. That is the only way I wont see you in court.
I will tell you everythings that you needs to know if you click there.
I drewed em myself.
Okay heres a new email from a fan of me Gerald Holmes every day!!! or at
least every day that I can and I have a lots of emails to respond to
maybe even more than six hundreds but I quit countings after I got to 24
because I don't have that many fingers and toes.
These are some emails that people sent me and how I responded to them.
this is for pro-MS peoples only to post messages and discuss Micorsoft
technologys only. its very exclusive try it youll see.
Click on that buddy and I'll tell you why.
Click on that buddy and ill telly you why it is that apples arent cool like you might think.
Click on that buddy and Ill help you make your desktops more cool and freindly and look good like nothin else.
well I definitely have some opinions on that click to be convinced by my
Im not much of a poet but I can right a mean rhyme.
Clik up on that one to see the stuff that I like to do.
Click on that ones to find the answers that you disires my son.
got questions for me or want to email me, do it at
Just dont sends me a melissa virus cause then Ill cancel my email and have my
lawyres talk to you and bust you and your buddies and I use Office becasue it
has macros and activex but dont send me virusses or I cant maintain my web
sites and email.
Awards I Gerald Holmes got